Caramel Bear Speaks

Out With The Old, In With The New

2010-01-01T19:18:00.011-07:00

So apparently it's a new decade, or some nonsense like that. I've been hearing a lot about new year's resolutions and other retardness and I have decided not to partake. I don't need a new year to change my ways. Instead, I'm going to kick of 2010 with a new love!Before I start, I would like the reader to beware- he is not my cwoffy type. He does have many of the characteristics I look for in a

My Top 5 Albums of 2009

2009-12-22T17:10:00.006-07:00

Following Vanilla Bear's lead I am posting my personal favorite albums of 2009. Pretty self explanatory, so here I go:5- Phoenix- Wolfgang Amadeus PhoenixSimply put, this album is crazy good. It is well crafted and full of catchy pop-songs. It reminds me of the summer. This is the fourth album from this band and it is hands down their best.Favorite Tracks: 1901, Listzomania, Lasso and

My Inglorious Return

2009-12-19T09:48:00.003-07:00

I am back! I have missed my blog, but I have decided to revamp my relationship with it and show it the love and care that it really deserves. You are probably asking yourself, what could be so important that would make me return after 4 months of inaction and my answer to you is two words: Inglorious Basterds!I decided to have a movie night last night and I went specifically to rent that movie

A message to Esteban Granero

2009-08-19T19:33:00.006-07:00

Hai there Esteban Granero. I am perving over you hardcore lately. You aren't my normal cowffy type so knock it off. Anyways, I love you all. It's true. I will do a blog post though when I feel more so inclined. It shall be good though. I am going to try and complete it on Friday though so that I can do posts on Serie A, La Liga and FF and not have just a flood of footie posts. Don't hold me to

127

2009-08-12T18:11:00.003-07:00

So, Cannavaro is legend (not that he wasn't before!) He officially broke Paolo Maldini's record of 126 appearances to become the most ever capped Italian player of all time. He just just keeps giving me reasons to love him!

Things That Will Always Crack Me Up!

2009-08-05T22:02:00.009-07:00

There are lots of things I find funny, but there are very few things that are always guaranteed to actually make me actually laugh out loud, no matter how many times I've seen/heard/read/listened to it. I decided to make a list of 5 of the things I find most hilarious. They are in no particular order, but I absolutely love them all1- This picture- I can look at it and not laugh, but then my head

My Life According To... Phantom Planet!

2009-08-01T10:55:00.004-07:00

Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Pass it on to some people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My Life According To (band name)"Pick your Artist:Phantom PlanetAre you a male or female?Hey Now GirlDescribe yourself:KnowitallWhat is your occupation?Badd BusinessHow do you feel?Something Is Wrong Describe where you

Disney: Making Me the Woman I Am Today!

2009-07-21T18:00:00.020-07:00

I have made the startling discovery that everything about my tastes in men has been molded and shaped by none other than Disney. Now I'm not one of those psycho conspiracy theorists that thinks that Disney controls everything or is trying to brainwash people, but it became very evident to me today that they were the ones behind my current choice of guys.I was chit chatting it up and harassing

Sexy Guys with Sexy Eyes

2009-07-20T19:08:00.002-07:00

I'm not sure exactly how it came up, but Vanilla Bear decided to compile her top hotties into one glorious Sex Collage. Being bored, I decided to also do so. It came out better than I expected and I couldn't stop staring at it. Then Vanilla Bear pointed out that they all have the same jaw and then Callie pointed out that they all have the same eyes. I was shocked, I know I have a type, but it

Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

2009-07-16T20:34:00.008-07:00

I will probably regret posting this at some point in time. I don't fully know why, that is just what my gut is telling me, but anyway-I was perusing through forums, trying to entertain myself when I came across this Spanish actor (born in Madrid), Maxi Iglesias. I was oddly attracted to him. He has a unique look and at first, I didn't quite know if I liked him or not. He looks kind of evil, but

Tragedy Strikes!

2009-07-16T09:21:00.002-07:00

:O I was on the Juventus site this morning and decided to cheer myself up by reading the players bios which are just amazing. They include their fashion sense, what wine they like and just interesting facts about their life. They were written so well and comical- by far the best player bios I had ever read. However, I am saddened- deeply, deeply saddened to find that they have been replaced

Death Smiles at us All

2009-07-14T15:24:00.005-07:00

So, as you can tell, I have returned from my blogging break and I am going to do it in glorious fashion. Vanilla Bear made me watch Gladiator. I told her I had seen it once (when I was about 10ish) and had a very traumatic experience with it (mostly because I was 10ish). She was trying to convince me that her thing for Russell Crowe in movies was justified and that I just didn't get it because

I am here, but not really

2009-06-18T12:31:00.001-07:00

Due to my current hectic schedule, my blog is temporarily in hiatus. It is not dead, I promise. It's just going to appear that way for the next few weeks or so. I will probably be back around the second week in July if I'm not too busy fiesta-ing it up in Mexico!

OMG IT'S KAKA!

2009-06-09T11:58:00.005-07:00

I don't get why everyone else isn't more excited about this? Kaka! has come to Real Madrid and I couldn't be more excited! We not only have Kaka! in our midfield now, but we have Jesus on our side. Kaka! also follows the Real Madrid tradition of being really good looking. Kaka! has the skillz and the looks and will fit right in. This really is too perfect. Anyways, Ya for Kaka! at Real

I have nothing better to blog about

2009-06-05T20:42:00.001-07:00

and I'm super busy, but apparently today is international donut day, so grab a donut, think of Cesc and enjoy the holiday!

Oh man, his face!

2009-05-31T20:47:00.002-07:00

So tennis was kind of fail today, with the Spanish "hotties" ( I don't consider Fernando Verdasco or Rafa Nadal hot, but it's kind of a general consensus that they are...) going out. But, out of every tragedy comes something great and out of this sad story came the below pic and in my opinion- it was well worth it. Just too good! The more I see it, the funnier it gets :D

An Angel Kitty!

2009-05-29T11:22:00.002-07:00

A cat in China has grown wings! :OAccording to MSNBC.com:"A kitty in Chongqing, China, is getting some extra-special attention these days: The furry feline has developed wings! Though born looking completely normal, once the cat hit the age of 1, he began growing wing-shaped appendages on either side of his spine, the U.K.'s Daily Mail reports. While some think the bony limbs may be a mutation of

Champions League, woohoo

2009-05-28T12:49:00.006-07:00

I've started my externship so I guess posts will be slow coming, sorry for that. I do feel the need to post on the Champions League final though.BARCA WON!Now as a Madrid fan, I shouldn't be happy that they did, but I am. I don't think my happiness stems from them winning as much as it does from ManU being really outplayed, outdone, outclassed and defeated! Anyways, I'm glad an EPL team didn't

Fabio Cannavaro says goodbye to Real Madrid

2009-05-21T16:23:00.000-07:00

Smiling and charming as ever, but also sad for leaving Real Madrid, Fabio Cannavaro said goodbye to the media in his last press conference as a Madridista. It's time to say goodbye.Yes. I've thought much about it and I'm going back to Italy to play for Juventus. I've made many friends in Madrid, people with whom I've had great relationships. I'm leaving Real Madrid. The important things is

A Few Sports Ramblings

2009-05-19T12:35:00.005-07:00

So, the NBA draft lottery is tonight. Basically what it is a drawing to find out what teams get to pick first and the order. Of course this is super important though because it will more than likely determine what team that Ricky Rubio will go to. It's appearing that he will be the #2 pick behind Blake Griffin. Washington state is looking to be a realistic team for him which isn't horrible. I

Actual important football news!

2009-05-18T13:57:00.008-07:00

So, Claudio Ranieri, professional moron, has officially been sacked as Juventus's head coach. This is so good. We haven't had a win in over 2 months, this is just too sad and it's about time he's let go. Obviously he wasn't fired soon enough and it's far to late to salvage our season, but it's okay because they brought in none other than Ciro Ferrara! Ciro Ferrara is legend and I can't really

I need your genes

2009-05-15T19:17:00.002-07:00

I haven't been particularly inspired to blog of late (obviously), but I feel I need to do a post dedicated entirely to the lovely Teddy Geiger. I basically think we need to get together and have kids because they would have the greatest hair ever and love diet coke! That's reason enough for me. Anyways, just a few pics that I've been staring at all day. I should stop because its' probably

Jugador De La Semana- Semana 35

2009-05-11T10:26:00.002-07:00

So, there is not going to be a Jugador De La Semana this week because my team is a collective FAIL. I managed to get a whopping 17 puntos. Thank goodness I have a 200+ punto lead though or else this really could have affected me.

Whatever Works

2009-05-09T11:17:00.003-07:00

So the trailer for the new Woody Allen movie, Whatever Works is out. There is one major problem with it though- NOT ENOUGH HENRY!

Happy 22 Birthday

2009-05-04T20:28:00.001-07:00

Today was Cesc Fabregas' 22nd Birthday. I celebrated properly by eating a donut with him in mind.(Image courtesy of Callie)

San Iker is pissed

2009-05-03T11:22:00.004-07:00

So, I don't have much to say on El Clasico, but I'm really disappointed in a few of the players and we can get rid of them now. Callie captioned this pic and it pretty much sums up my feelings on the whole thing-Never has so much fail been captured in one pic. Gago, Heinze and Metze- I'm so over you three, go away.

Trophy Envy

2009-04-29T11:24:00.002-07:00

I'm late on blogging about this, but Bordeaux won a trophy about a week ago and I haven't envied a trophy so much, since when Spain won the Euros. Yoann Gourcuff really loves this trophy and I love him.

Most amusing kits I've seen in a long time

2009-04-27T18:10:00.001-07:00

I was searching through rugby pics, not because I have any interest in the sport at all, but I was trying to find pictures of a certain hottie French rugby player and discovered photos of this gem of a kit. It's by no means a good kit, but it certainly is an amusing one and that makes it alright in my books. Also, the amount of pink there is great, I'm always up for supporting the color pink.

Jugador de la Semana- Semana 33

2009-04-27T16:36:00.003-07:00

Camunas is Jugador de la Semana. Congratulations to him. I'm really glad he is because even though Henry did really well, I did NOT want Barcugh to win so I'm kind of mad at him scoring his goal, despite the puntos.

Part 1 of the plan- Ricky Rubio is coming to the NBA

2009-04-22T16:20:00.003-07:00

So, it turns out that Ricky Rubio, 18 year old basketball prodigy/current box member, has decided to ENTER THE JUNE 2009 NBA DRAFT! Oh, I'm not freaking out at all!!! This means that phase 1 of my plan can now officially be put into action. He's going to be a high draft pick and has a $7.8 million buyout clause which means he will probably not be coming to the Jazz, but no matter because that

Real Madrid-one of the greatest manlove moments

2009-04-22T12:18:00.001-07:00

Following a match winning stunner of a goal from Gonzalo Higuain, the Real Madrid players got all hands on and produced one of the greatest manlove moments that I have seen since Spain at the Euros. Yet just another reason why I love Real Madrid!Gonzalo Higuain's second goal against Getafe- 21/4/09Uploaded by Awsmsteph

I signed for Real Madrid

2009-04-19T16:07:00.002-07:00

I signed for Real Madrid and so can you! I highly recommend choosing Raul. He's clearly the hottest and it's so worth it! Click Here!

The Open Door EP

2009-04-16T13:34:00.002-07:00

Death Cab for Cutie are awesome. That is the only way I can sum them up. If I had to name my favorite bands ever, Death cab would definitely be near the top. Recently they released The Open Door EP. The Open Door is a collection of 4 songs that didn't quite fit well onto Narrow Stairs as well as the demo to "Talking Bird." Every song is so well crafted and are clearly good enough to go onto

Mmmm Paolo

2009-04-12T18:48:00.005-07:00

I have not blogged in quite some time so until I come up with something better to blog about, here- Enjoy some Paolo that I screencapped from the Juventus/Chievo game.

Jugador de la Semana- Semana 29

2009-04-08T12:40:00.002-07:00

I do not feel the need to name a Jugado de la Semana this week. My entire team was an utter fail and I am not pleased. We shall regroup and return stronger and better next week!

Football icons

2009-04-04T15:06:00.008-07:00

I found a site with a ton of caricatures of different footie players. There are so many good ones and I want to post them all, but that would take up some serious space so I'll just link you to the blog I found them on. I think there is someone here for everyones different tastes. There are more great ones too, they can be found here! I recommend taking some time and going through them!

Yoann vs. Johan

2009-03-31T17:42:00.006-07:00

I had nothing better to do, so I decided to watch the England/France U21 game. I was half paying attention (and that's giving myself A LOT of credit) when I noticed the France keeper had some mighty potential to be a hottie. I did some research and I came to the conclusion that Johann Carrasso is good looking, but not hot. I showed him to Vanilla Bear who hastily approved and claimed him for

A day in the life

2009-03-29T15:14:00.005-07:00

I'm not feeling particularly inspired with blogging lately so I thought I would just do a recap of my day yesterday.I woke up at about 8:00 am and played Fishdom for about 2 hours until I beat it. I then got online and ended up watching 11 footie games, either wholly or partially for about hours. I LOVE INTERNATIONALS so much and I couldn't resist watching as many as possible. I watched;

"Where The Wild Things Are" Trailer

2009-03-25T12:56:00.002-07:00

PHAIL

2009-03-20T08:51:00.001-07:00

CL Draw ResultsQ1-Villareal-ArsenalQ2-Manchester United-FC PortoQ3-Liverpool-ChelseaQ4-FC Barcelona-Bayern MunchenSF DrawWinners Q2-WinnersQ1Winners Q4-Winners Q3Final in RomeWinners of SF2 will be considered the home teamWinners of SF1 will be considered the away team

Happy St. Patrick's Day

2009-03-17T12:52:00.001-07:00

In honor of St. Patrick and the day we celebrate him, Caramel Bear Speaks has gone green! (This is of course only a temporary change) Happy St. Patricks Day everyone!

Jugador de la Semana

2009-03-16T16:09:00.002-07:00

I don't feel like writing too much on this at the moment, but here is my post. Congrats to Jurado for a great game. Canna was out injured. I don't even know what's going on with Heitinga, he didn't seem too bad when I was watching the game live. Down With Pep- I'm glad Bojan finally got a start, but at the expense of Henry (was worth it though ;))

More than a Bowie look alike

2009-03-14T20:56:00.003-07:00

Chocolate Bear made the observation.That is all.

Superuseless Superpowers

2009-03-13T09:11:00.003-07:00

I found this endlessly amusing. See more at superuselesssuperpowers

The moments when you really need cake

2009-03-12T11:45:00.004-07:00

For The Bears just because they are so amazing! A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cake-The cake you will see at Messi's wedding (minus the birthday sentiment of course)-

Jugador de la Semana

2009-03-09T18:59:00.003-07:00

Barkero however is el Jugador de la Semana! He scored the match winning goal, had one assist and had one shot on target. He also had 3 successful crosses and 2 corners won. Well done Jose!Runer up is of course Javier Camunas. He scored a goal and had 3 shots on target. Very sucessful and it's making me very happy.I don't know what is going on with Heitinga, he played- why no puntos?

I was raised on the (Sesame) street!

2009-03-07T20:32:00.003-07:00

I found these online. They are freaking amazing. They are made of duct tape. The best duct tape wallets ever! I really want to buy one, but I can't decided between Elmo or the Cookie Monster. Whilst Elmo is my favorite, the cookie monster one is really cool! Anyways, I shall eventually make up my mind and place my order. Until then, I will continue using my Hello Kitty wallet!You can

Blog Challenge: Baller Adventures

2009-03-07T16:59:00.002-07:00

THE RULES:You have to choose one baller to do each of the following activities with.You can't choose the same baller for more than two answers.You have to explain your reasons behind each answer.Bonus lolz for being specific with certain questions!Who would you choose to...1) Go backpacking across Europe with?Raul Gonzalez- We've already spent a lot of quality time together in a tent, it just

I want to make babies with Canna and Bojan

2009-03-07T15:02:00.003-07:00

Because I am told this is what I need to fill out and complete-A) 3 players you like who play for a rival team(s)1) Bojan Krkic2) Paolo Cannavaro3) Samuel Eto'oB) a player from a rival team that you would unfunfunfff1) BojanC) the player who got you into football1) Fabio CannavaroD) 2 players you dislike for club but like for country1) Fernando Torres2) Guiseppe RossiE) a player who you used to

Once again vindicated by science

2009-03-06T17:24:00.007-07:00

A study was done with SAT scores and teenagers favorite music. It turns out that all the times I harassed Semisi and told him he listened to stupid music, that I was right. Science is awesome and it once again proves that I listen to at least smarter music than the average. I had a conversation with Sarah once about smart music and I guess this is what we meant, now I know.Apparently, Lil

Paolo picspam

2009-03-06T16:54:00.005-07:00

I've had a downer of a week and decided to surf the web and came across a mecca of pics for Paolo De Ceglie. I had a lot of issues finding proper pictures of him before, but this Italian forum had a ton so I decided to share with you some of my favorites that I found.(it's called a bra lady)I also found some really good pics of him when he was a bit younger with the Juve youth level teams. These

Jugador de la Semana

2009-03-02T19:03:00.004-07:00

Jugador de la Semana this week goes to none other than King Titi! He wins on so many levels right now. He scored two goals, had 1 assist, 3 shots on target, 1 corner won and 1 foul won and yet Barca still managed to lose! This is really the attitude of a team player. This one is for you Thierry Henry and even when you are massive win it still means massive lose for Barcelona. I am indebted

GGB is probably officially my favorite actor!

2009-02-28T21:06:00.004-07:00

I have yet to see Rudo y Cursi seeing as it is not widely available for viewing here, but when it is, I will be the first in line. Until then, Blue linked me up to this video and I must have watched it like 15 times already. It never ceases to amuse me! Gael you are just so awesome!

Champiooons! Well, not really.... :(

2009-02-26T20:38:00.006-07:00

Whenever I heard the Champions League tune or whatever my heart starts beating faster and my adrenaline starts flowing because I just love it so much. All three teams I support are still in and normally this is a good thing, but right now it's just painful. It's time like these that I understand why so many sports fans drink. Here is my slightly pathetic CL recap from what I can remember

Jugador de la Semana

2009-02-25T11:15:00.002-07:00

I am late on this due to various reasoning, none of which should have made me late on this post, but here it goes.-Jugador De La Semana= J. Plasil of Osasuna. He scored a goal and was really good. So yay him.-WTF Canna? He won two tackles, but got a pass intercepted which I guess translates to 0 puntos. His goal is long due and I feel it coming....-Another great performance from Rossi, but to

The South shall rise again! .... and again...

2009-02-24T15:17:00.003-07:00

Embedded video from CNN VideoSeveral thoughts about the following:-I do not recommend googling oral sex or male prostitution, even just for "research." I don't think that girl knows what she is talking about.-Georgia State; Teaching the latest and most useful skills our college grads will need in today’s challenging economic environment.

The Hottie World Cup

2009-02-22T18:49:00.003-07:00

Vanilla Bear, Chocolate Bear, MallyMoodle, Gina Pina, Venice, Blue, Sarah and I have all teamed up to create the Hottie World Cup! It is how it sounds and voting is open now so I suggest everyone check it out and vote! This isn't just some cheap whoring of footie hotties, this is serious!The Hottie World Cup!

What have you accomplished lately?

2009-02-21T20:26:00.002-07:00

This is by far one of the coolest things I have come across lately. This is a video made by Reza Dolatabadi as his graduate film in college. It is 5 minutes long and consists 6,000 individual paintings shown at the rate of 20 paintings a second and took 2 years to complete!Khoda from Reza Dolatabadi on Vimeo.

Blink 182 is coming back?...

2009-02-20T17:07:00.003-07:00

Oh my God?! What is going on. The last I knew, Blink-182 had completely split up forever and yet on their official site is an email list and a picture with the words "Summer 2009". What does that mean? Have they reunited or is this going to be something different. I really need to know. Hopefully Tom finally realized how much Angels and Airwaves sucked and the first option is true, but

I'll never be able to eat a gummi bear the same way again

2009-02-20T00:08:00.003-07:00

I found this artist. He's pretty cool. I guess this is just my inner nerd coming through, but I love stuff like this.

An Arsenal post.... Finally!

2009-02-19T23:01:00.003-07:00

I have recently relapsed into becoming a mediocre (at best) NBA fan. This always happens to me. I get all into it at first and then I just slowly forget to watch games and eventually end up at this point where I have no idea what is going on at all. To make myself feel like less of a sports failure, I have come up with a much better and easier plan-I am going to actually try and become

I am not the face of hope

2009-02-17T20:18:00.003-07:00

We have all seen the iconic HOPE picture of President Barack Obama. Well, Callie linked me up to a site that would allow me to Obamafy myself. I was really excited until I started uploading images and realized that I am just not the face of hope. Obamafy yourself if you have the courage. Hopefully your face will translate to hope better than mine!

Raul, you legend!

2009-02-16T18:32:00.004-07:00

I meant to do this post yesterday, no matter.Well, Raul is already a legend in his way (Raul Madrid anyone?), but he decided that wasn't nearly good enough for him and he decided to put his name in the record books once more. He started the game tied for most goals with Alfredo di Stefano and after Real madrids 4-0 win over Sporting he finished with the record for all time leading scorer in the

Jugador De La Semana

2009-02-16T14:40:00.004-07:00

VanillaBear started this and I was going to steal this idea a while ago, but decided against it. Then I saw GinaPina did it and I'll do it too. So here I go, my first Jugador De La Semana post!This week it is Guiseppe Rossi. The Italian American does it again! Also, I'm still in first- Thank you Guiseppe and King Titi!Okay, I don't know what is up with Heitinga. It says he played for holland

An updated box

2009-02-15T14:01:00.004-07:00

A box refers to tennis. Each player has a box where important people sit and watch them play. Well my box is all the hotties and people I want in my box so here is my updated box if you will.In order:1-Fabio "Il Bello/Personal Rock/ Greatest Ass in the World Serena Williams & J. Lo are Amateurs/Cannagrin" Cannavaro. As Callie so eloquently stated "Canna knows how to work it, Canna is all that

Blog Challenge: Music Specialty Genre

2009-02-15T13:38:00.003-07:00

I am so late on this.We all have different music genre's that we know specifically about. It has been decided that mine is Emo. I personally call it alt-___ (punk, rock, whatever) but emo is the title I'm going to use for it even though most of the bands I'm going to discuss really hate that label.Anyways, my specialty starts circa 2004 and goes through the present. I know there are songs you

I just don't understand

2009-02-15T11:52:00.003-07:00

I don't know, maybe he's 18 and just going through a rebellious stage or something, but apparently Bojan now has a tattoo on his upper right back. I wasn't sure about it, so i turned to the ladies of ONTD_football for help and word is, is that it is some Indonesian tribal symbol or something. His back was fine the way it was. I have nothing against tattoos, Canna is covered in them, but I just

Cesc Fabregas Soler is made of Win!

2009-02-14T21:09:00.004-07:00

(Made of Win)Pretty much this means that I am sad and pathetic, but I'm okay with that. Vanillabear gave me to courage to poke Cesc on Facebook (we're FB friends, because yes, I'm cool like that) and he poked me back! :DI know this is sad and stalkerish, but that's because I'm sad and stalkerish, but again, it's something I've come to accept because this means that even if he doesn't really know

The Rock Show

2009-02-14T11:17:00.003-07:00

I stole this from Vanillabear's blog and decided to do this because it looks awesome. It also is just basically the game Radio which I play all the time anyways, but with preset questions.#24 is kind of eerie, but whatever. My hearts not dying fast as far as I can tell, but who knows. Anyways, this was pretty fun.1. Put your iTunes (or any other media player) on Shuffle2. For each, press the

I am like, so deep

2009-02-11T16:43:00.004-07:00

I am puddle deep. I was in class where a deep profound thought entered my head so I thought I would share with you all this deep profound insight.The measure of a person's creepiness is based a lot on their looks. You are shocked, I know. It's okay. I was a bit astounded when I realized this as well. Just take a moment and let it sink it, it will all make sense in a moment.Here is the

Let's discuss

2009-02-08T17:26:00.003-07:00

Okay, so I a blog analysis thing and I was checking it out to find out how people find out about my blog. Ever since I got that person who came across my blog from googling "Enrique Iglesias loves nutella" I am ever so interested in finding out exactly why my blog comes up. Here, I have the most recent keyword analysis and all of them I understand except the two in red. They perplex me. My

DOMINATION!!!!

2009-02-08T17:20:00.000-07:00

Oh that's right, I am now first in Superliga!

Excitement!

2009-02-02T18:48:00.002-07:00

I live a pretty enthralling and fast paced life. I can understand how it would be hard to be able to keep up with all of my interests and likes, so I have a new blog feature that will hopefully make it easier (note my excessive use of sarcasm in those first sentences). This is going to be my weekly excitements. For now on, once a week, I will blog about the going ons of the upcoming week that

The brightside of things

2009-01-31T19:29:00.005-07:00

I'm going to go ahead and try to ignore/deny/forget the fact that Juventus LOST 3-2 TO CAGLIARI FFS! And go ahead and focus on the positives, like this incredibly awesome pic of Amauri.(photo/Getty Images)

Get your mind out of the gutter

2009-01-31T13:50:00.000-07:00

Needless to say these commercials weren't approved for actual airing on American TV.

A study in pictures

2009-01-24T14:35:00.003-07:00

Vanilla Bear often harasses me for liking Fall Out Boy, but like them, I don't care what you think. We were posting music videos and I posted Sugar We're Going Down where Vanilla Bear then proceeded to state that Patrick (the lead singer) has gained weight and he used to be thin in that video which has inspired me to do a study in pictures: Fall out boy edition.Let's start with their earliest

Yay America!

2009-01-20T20:55:00.003-07:00

Is he?

2009-01-18T10:08:00.007-07:00

I am watching the Real Madrid/Osasuna match and one player has stood out to me, the Osasuna attacking midfielder Masoud Shojaei. He hasn't stood out because of his performance or anything, but because I can't decide if he is a hottie or not. While his hair is great and in motion, he's spectacular, I can't confirm that he is. Thus, I leave the question open for you-Is Masoud Shojaei a hottie?

Really subconscious? That's the best you could come up with?

2009-01-16T13:24:00.004-07:00

With the mass amount of inversion lately, my allergies have been acting up. Normally I take a Claritin (they have the least side effects on me) and I'm okay. Last night before I went to bed, I went to take one, when I realized I had lost them. Instead of searching them out, I decided to just take a Benadryl instead. I don't normally take Benadryl because they make me extremely tired and groggy,

David Beckham

2009-01-11T15:32:00.009-07:00