Out With The Old, In With The New

So apparently it's a new decade, or some nonsense like that. I've been hearing a lot about new year's resolutions and other retardness and I have decided not to partake. I don't need a new year to change my ways. Instead, I'm going to kick of 2010 with a new love!

Before I start, I would like the reader to beware- he is not my cwoffy type. He does have many of the characteristics I look for in a man; glasses, brown hair, blue eyes, tall and nerdy. This may come as a shock, but I am totally enamored with Ed Helms.
I can't really explain it, but I find him just absolutely endearing and I'm in love with him. He likes Civil War reenactments, he plays a mean banjo, he can impersonate Tom Brockaw, he sings really well, he's been on two of my favorite shows ever (The Office and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) and he's super hilarious. If those don't win you over, I don't know what will. Anyways, I leave you with some of my favorite Ed Helms moments. Now sit back and swoon with me!

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Canadian Fakin'
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Oh... Canada.... Best part of this:
Canadian: I'm a typical Canadian reserve until those principles and morals have been stepped on.
Ed Helms: And then what?
Canadian: And then I, I voice my opinion, or I'll write a letter of concern.
Ed Helms: You're Adorable.

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Cooters!
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"Why do you insist on sexualizing vaginas?"

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Heaven Can't Wait
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Just for this picture alone:
(I also love Colbert!)

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D.C. Halloween
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OMG He's a pirate with a cape :O

Finally, this little gem- (Which I realize is not for everyone, but I loved it!)

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Helms - Battle of the Bulge
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"I'm having trouble picturing a speedo that is not attractive."
Too true Ed, too true!

A message to Esteban Granero

Hai there Esteban Granero. I am perving over you hardcore lately. You aren't my normal cowffy type so knock it off.
Anyways, I love you all. It's true. I will do a blog post though when I feel more so inclined. It shall be good though. I am going to try and complete it on Friday though so that I can do posts on Serie A, La Liga and FF and not have just a flood of footie posts. Don't hold me to this, but I will try.

Until then, I spy a lot of tents and I'm going camping!

127

So, Cannavaro is legend (not that he wasn't before!) He officially broke Paolo Maldini's record of 126 appearances to become the most ever capped Italian player of all time. He just just keeps giving me reasons to love him!

Sexy Guys with Sexy Eyes

I'm not sure exactly how it came up, but Vanilla Bear decided to compile her top hotties into one glorious Sex Collage. Being bored, I decided to also do so. It came out better than I expected and I couldn't stop staring at it. Then Vanilla Bear pointed out that they all have the same jaw and then Callie pointed out that they all have the same eyes. I was shocked, I know I have a type, but it had never been so apparent to me. Then I decided to do a 'Sexy Guys with Sexy Eyes' version and focus more on the eyes since they are my favorite part of a man. Anyways, here are my collages. I decided that I put so much hard work into them that I shouldn't just let them go to waste and share them with the world!

The Original
Sexy Eyes version

Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

I will probably regret posting this at some point in time. I don't fully know why, that is just what my gut is telling me, but anyway-I was perusing through forums, trying to entertain myself when I came across this Spanish actor (born in Madrid), Maxi Iglesias. I was oddly attracted to him. He has a unique look and at first, I didn't quite know if I liked him or not. He looks kind of evil, but his eyes are so gorgeous that I gave in and tried to find out more. Apparently he's an up and coming actor in Spain and stars in the TV show "Physics or Chemistry." He's also in the very risque movie "Mentiras y Gordas" or "Sex, Party and Lies" where he is partially nude. Basically, all you need to know is that he's super talented and super hot and he is only 18 :O (but that's okay because it's still legal)

Anyways, I google translated some of his interviews, most of which weren't very intersting, that is until they asked him to name one movie and he said Gladiator!!! Coincidence? Probably I think not! Enough babbling though, I now present to you the visual proof so hot that it inspired a new, appropriate tag:

He was born in February of 1991- He is only 18 years old! :O

His expression is funny, but my God- those Eyes!

His super super hot body
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Eww, go away ugly girl
Unf Unf Unf
Seriously, holy hell those eyes