:O I was on the Juventus site this morning and decided to cheer myself up by reading the players bios which are just amazing. They include their fashion sense, what wine they like and just interesting facts about their life. They were written so well and comical- by far the best player bios I had ever read. However, I am saddened- deeply, deeply saddened to find that they have been replaced with a short paragraph explaining the players playing prowess. :( This is the most tragic thing to happen all summer. I hope once the new season starts the new bios will be put up and all will be back to good.
The 'not so good anymore' bios
July 16, 2009
July 14, 2009
Death Smiles at us All
So, as you can tell, I have returned from my blogging break and I am going to do it in glorious fashion.
Vanilla Bear made me watch Gladiator. I told her I had seen it once (when I was about 10ish) and had a very traumatic experience with it (mostly because I was 10ish). She was trying to convince me that her thing for Russell Crowe in movies was justified and that I just didn't get it because I hadn't watched Gladiator "as a woman." Today, I decided to change that and watch the movie in all my feminine glory and see if it changed my opinion about Russell Crowe being an excusable crush. Well, long story short- it didn't! However, I did come up with a list as to why Vanilla Bear loves this movie so much as and then a list of why I really liked it as well:
Why Vanilla Bear loved Gladiator (in no particular order):
1- It had men in practically nothing but a cloth. Their bulges are also highly visible.
2-It had a nice closeup of ASS and Vanilla Bear, as we know now, is like Larry David and has an ASS fetish.
3-It showed giraffes that really served no purpose. It was only a few seconds long, but VB can't get enough of giraffes.
4-There are lots of old guys in this movie and VB could really use some of her old man skillz to flatter them.
5-There are lots of penis shaped structures through-out the colloseum and we all know that VB is all fond of the peen.
6-Russell Crowe is all dramatic. Vanilla Bear loves her heroes (thus the constant disney references) and we all know she can't resist a good hero!
Reasons why I like Gladiator:
1-Commodus- He was my absolute favorite. It's kind of common knowledge that I like my characters weird and twisted and he is about as psycho as they come. My favorite scene is when he is laughing during the gladiator fight. You can see how nutters he is and it's really great. He also dressed well throughout the film- I'm a sucker for a good dresser.
Out of his mind^
Dressed well ^
I also absolutely loved it when he died at the end. Even being killed you could see how mental he was. His facial expression was ace. Joaquin Phoenix in this is so good.
2-The aesthetics. I love the visuals. The costumes, the granduer- everything about it was so good.
3-This helmet is Badass!
Vanilla Bear made me watch Gladiator. I told her I had seen it once (when I was about 10ish) and had a very traumatic experience with it (mostly because I was 10ish). She was trying to convince me that her thing for Russell Crowe in movies was justified and that I just didn't get it because I hadn't watched Gladiator "as a woman." Today, I decided to change that and watch the movie in all my feminine glory and see if it changed my opinion about Russell Crowe being an excusable crush. Well, long story short- it didn't! However, I did come up with a list as to why Vanilla Bear loves this movie so much as and then a list of why I really liked it as well:
Why Vanilla Bear loved Gladiator (in no particular order):
1- It had men in practically nothing but a cloth. Their bulges are also highly visible.
2-It had a nice closeup of ASS and Vanilla Bear, as we know now, is like Larry David and has an ASS fetish.
3-It showed giraffes that really served no purpose. It was only a few seconds long, but VB can't get enough of giraffes.
4-There are lots of old guys in this movie and VB could really use some of her old man skillz to flatter them.
5-There are lots of penis shaped structures through-out the colloseum and we all know that VB is all fond of the peen.
6-Russell Crowe is all dramatic. Vanilla Bear loves her heroes (thus the constant disney references) and we all know she can't resist a good hero!
Reasons why I like Gladiator:
1-Commodus- He was my absolute favorite. It's kind of common knowledge that I like my characters weird and twisted and he is about as psycho as they come. My favorite scene is when he is laughing during the gladiator fight. You can see how nutters he is and it's really great. He also dressed well throughout the film- I'm a sucker for a good dresser.
Out of his mind^
Dressed well ^I also absolutely loved it when he died at the end. Even being killed you could see how mental he was. His facial expression was ace. Joaquin Phoenix in this is so good.
2-The aesthetics. I love the visuals. The costumes, the granduer- everything about it was so good.
3-This helmet is Badass!
June 18, 2009
I am here, but not really
Due to my current hectic schedule, my blog is temporarily in hiatus. It is not dead, I promise. It's just going to appear that way for the next few weeks or so. I will probably be back around the second week in July if I'm not too busy fiesta-ing it up in Mexico!
June 09, 2009
OMG IT'S KAKA!
I don't get why everyone else isn't more excited about this? Kaka! has come to Real Madrid and I couldn't be more excited! We not only have Kaka! in our midfield now, but we have Jesus on our side. Kaka! also follows the Real Madrid tradition of being really good looking. Kaka! has the skillz and the looks and will fit right in. This really is too perfect. Anyways, Ya for Kaka! at Real Madrid. I believe in him like he believes in Jesus. Hala Madrid!
June 05, 2009
I have nothing better to blog about
and I'm super busy, but apparently today is international donut day, so grab a donut, think of Cesc and enjoy the holiday!
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