A message to Esteban Granero

Hai there Esteban Granero. I am perving over you hardcore lately. You aren't my normal cowffy type so knock it off.
Anyways, I love you all. It's true. I will do a blog post though when I feel more so inclined. It shall be good though. I am going to try and complete it on Friday though so that I can do posts on Serie A, La Liga and FF and not have just a flood of footie posts. Don't hold me to this, but I will try.

Until then, I spy a lot of tents and I'm going camping!

127

So, Cannavaro is legend (not that he wasn't before!) He officially broke Paolo Maldini's record of 126 appearances to become the most ever capped Italian player of all time. He just just keeps giving me reasons to love him!

Things That Will Always Crack Me Up!

There are lots of things I find funny, but there are very few things that are always guaranteed to actually make me actually laugh out loud, no matter how many times I've seen/heard/read/listened to it. I decided to make a list of 5 of the things I find most hilarious. They are in no particular order, but I absolutely love them all

1- This picture- I can look at it and not laugh, but then my head starts reading the script in a singing style and that's when I lose it and just crack up.
2-Texts From Last Night- Seriously, one of the best websites ever. I can't ever stop reading it because it's just too funny.

"(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart"

"(563): The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward."

"(781): i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up. "

"(503): the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me."

"(914): I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room."

3- Choccobear's Twitter account- She has some of the greatest tweets ever and even her short ones crack me up like none other.

4- Nosferatu Vogueing-

I just don't even know

5-Balloon Fail-
Again, I just don't even know

6- LOLcats- Probably because I have cats and they really are hilarious in real life. This site just is sweet and hilarious. I don't know anyone who doesn't love LOLcats
7- The Gay Referee- I don't know if this is real or fake, but it's completely hilarious.

8- Zoran Tosic's Voice Over Guy-
There is nothing more I can say that has not already been said in the comments. This is just so good always. You begin to watch it and it seems like your everyday average player interview, until the voice starts- then it's just pure hilarity.

9- Quiero Que Me Queiras- Oh Gael, I do want you like you want me too! That's not at all the issue. He's hands down my favorite actor and I LOVE this video. He's a horrible singer and a horrible dancer, but he still is awesome and I laugh everytime I watch it.


I know I left a lot of things out and I'll wake up tomorrow and wonder about things I didn't add, but it's late and I can't be bothered to think anymore.

My Life According To... Phantom Planet!

Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Pass it on to some people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My Life According To (band name)"

Pick your Artist:
Phantom Planet

Are you a male or female?
Hey Now Girl

Describe yourself:
Knowitall

What is your occupation?
Badd Business

How do you feel?
Something Is Wrong

Describe where you currently live:
Empty House (damnit, it would have been perfect if I lived in California!)

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
The Happy Ending

Your favourite form of transportation is:
Ship Lost At Sea

Your best friend is:
Jabberjaw

You and your best friends are:
Big Brat

What is the weather like?
One Ray of Sunlight

Your favourite time of day is:
After Hours

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
1st Things 1st

What is life to you?
Wishing Well

Describe your last relationship:
Fine On My Own

Your fear is:
Too Much Too Often

What is the best advice you have to give?
Don't Get Down

Thought for the Day:
What Are You Waiting For

How would you like to die?
I don't Mind

Your perfect partner is:
Always On My Mind

Your soul's present condition is:
Quarantine

Your motto:
From This Day On

Disney: Making Me the Woman I Am Today!

I have made the startling discovery that everything about my tastes in men has been molded and shaped by none other than Disney. Now I'm not one of those psycho conspiracy theorists that thinks that Disney controls everything or is trying to brainwash people, but it became very evident to me today that they were the ones behind my current choice of guys.

I was chit chatting it up and harassing Sarah (as I normally do) and I had a moment of sheer brilliance. Sarah likes guys with black hair and blue or green eyes. It hit me that Prince Eric, from the Little Mermaid, also had these features. Sarah's favorite Disney movie happens to be the Little Mermaid- coincidence? NO. That is because this theory also holds true for others. Examples:

Sarah and Prince Eric-
Sarah is ginger and so growing up with such a crippling physical appearance (:P) she took solitude in clinging to her only female ginger heroin since Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. Sarah loves Ariel and the Little Mermaid has been her favorite. The guy in that movie is none other than Prince Eric. Prince Eric is totally Sarah's type. He's charming, charismatic, athletic and knows a thing or two about chivalry. Sarah has never moved past him and it's made apparent even today in the type of guys she likes- both in physical and personality attributes.Vanilla Bear and Aladdin-
"Because of Aladdin, I have unrealistic expectations of men," says Vanilla Bear to me. Vanilla Bear is totally enamored with Aladdin. Everything about the film she loves, including our street urchin hero. I see Aladdin and he could easily fit right into VB's own Sex Collage. Also, the naughty Aladdin pic further reveals in which ways he is totally a VB guy- he's got the ASS. Vanilla Bears mortal enemy is the flatt butt and it makes sense that Aladdin would have bestowed upon him an ASS that would put all of Arabia to shame.Callie and Prince Phillip-
Callie loved Sleeping Beauty. She also loves Prince Phillip. Prince Phillip also has a resemblance to the guys she would go for. Prince Phillip in his underwear pic also looks oddly similar to a certain guy she is dating now, however, for full affect, I had to slap some glasses on him. Callie knows that she would ;) (also, side note- Callie told us that the guy she is seeing has a cute butt and that was also the first comment she made about Prince Phillip- you see where I'm going with this...)

(glasses added for full effect)

Caramel Bear and The Beast/Prince Adam-
Beauty and the Beast is hands down my favorite Disney film ever. I grew up being Belle. I was her for Halloween and I totally identified her- I loved to read and had brown hair and brown eyes and people always (and still) thought I was a bit odd. The Beast isn't all that hot as a guy, but that doesn't matter, he's still totally my type- in both forms! As a beast he had the fringe hair and expressive eyebrows. He's all brooding and shy as well. As a human, he was pretty and sweet. Also, he was French throughout the entire film. If that's not my type, then I don't know what is.Venice and Mufasa-

Venice's favorite movie was The Lion King and her favorite from that film was Mufasa*- Enough Said!

*Pic of Mufasa in underwear currently unavailable