Hai there Esteban Granero. I am perving over you hardcore lately. You aren't my normal cowffy type so knock it off. Anyways, I love you all. It's true. I will do a blog post though when I feel more so inclined. It shall be good though. I am going to try and complete it on Friday though so that I can do posts on Serie A, La Liga and FF and not have just a flood of footie posts. Don't hold me to this, but I will try.
Until then, I spy a lot of tents and I'm going camping!
So, Cannavaro is legend (not that he wasn't before!) He officially broke Paolo Maldini's record of 126 appearances to become the most ever capped Italian player of all time. He just just keeps giving me reasons to love him!
There are lots of things I find funny, but there are very few things that are always guaranteed to actually make me actually laugh out loud, no matter how many times I've seen/heard/read/listened to it. I decided to make a list of 5 of the things I find most hilarious. They are in no particular order, but I absolutely love them all
1- This picture- I can look at it and not laugh, but then my head starts reading the script in a singing style and that's when I lose it and just crack up. 2-Texts From Last Night- Seriously, one of the best websites ever. I can't ever stop reading it because it's just too funny.
"(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart"
"(563): The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward."
"(781): i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up. "
"(503): the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me."
"(914): I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room."
3- Choccobear's Twitter account- She has some of the greatest tweets ever and even her short ones crack me up like none other.
4- Nosferatu Vogueing-
I just don't even know
5-Balloon Fail- Again, I just don't even know
6- LOLcats- Probably because I have cats and they really are hilarious in real life. This site just is sweet and hilarious. I don't know anyone who doesn't love LOLcats 7- The Gay Referee- I don't know if this is real or fake, but it's completely hilarious.
8- Zoran Tosic's Voice Over Guy- There is nothing more I can say that has not already been said in the comments. This is just so good always. You begin to watch it and it seems like your everyday average player interview, until the voice starts- then it's just pure hilarity.
9- Quiero Que Me Queiras- Oh Gael, I do want you like you want me too! That's not at all the issue. He's hands down my favorite actor and I LOVE this video. He's a horrible singer and a horrible dancer, but he still is awesome and I laugh everytime I watch it.
I know I left a lot of things out and I'll wake up tomorrow and wonder about things I didn't add, but it's late and I can't be bothered to think anymore.
Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Pass it on to some people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My Life According To (band name)"
Pick your Artist: Phantom Planet
Are you a male or female? Hey Now Girl Describe yourself: Knowitall What is your occupation? Badd Business
How do you feel? Something Is Wrong
Describe where you currently live: Empty House (damnit, it would have been perfect if I lived in California!)
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? The Happy Ending
Your favourite form of transportation is: Ship Lost At Sea
Your best friend is: Jabberjaw
You and your best friends are: Big Brat
What is the weather like? One Ray of Sunlight
Your favourite time of day is: After Hours If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? 1st Things 1st
What is life to you? Wishing Well
Describe your last relationship: Fine On My Own
Your fear is: Too Much Too Often
What is the best advice you have to give? Don't Get Down
2-Texts From Last Night- Seriously, one of the best websites ever. I can't ever stop reading it because it's just too funny.
