July 21, 2009

Disney: Making Me the Woman I Am Today!

I have made the startling discovery that everything about my tastes in men has been molded and shaped by none other than Disney. Now I'm not one of those psycho conspiracy theorists that thinks that Disney controls everything or is trying to brainwash people, but it became very evident to me today that they were the ones behind my current choice of guys.

I was chit chatting it up and harassing Sarah (as I normally do) and I had a moment of sheer brilliance. Sarah likes guys with black hair and blue or green eyes. It hit me that Prince Eric, from the Little Mermaid, also had these features. Sarah's favorite Disney movie happens to be the Little Mermaid- coincidence? NO. That is because this theory also holds true for others. Examples:

Sarah and Prince Eric-
Sarah is ginger and so growing up with such a crippling physical appearance (:P) she took solitude in clinging to her only female ginger heroin since Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. Sarah loves Ariel and the Little Mermaid has been her favorite. The guy in that movie is none other than Prince Eric. Prince Eric is totally Sarah's type. He's charming, charismatic, athletic and knows a thing or two about chivalry. Sarah has never moved past him and it's made apparent even today in the type of guys she likes- both in physical and personality attributes.Vanilla Bear and Aladdin-
"Because of Aladdin, I have unrealistic expectations of men," says Vanilla Bear to me. Vanilla Bear is totally enamored with Aladdin. Everything about the film she loves, including our street urchin hero. I see Aladdin and he could easily fit right into VB's own Sex Collage. Also, the naughty Aladdin pic further reveals in which ways he is totally a VB guy- he's got the ASS. Vanilla Bears mortal enemy is the flatt butt and it makes sense that Aladdin would have bestowed upon him an ASS that would put all of Arabia to shame.Callie and Prince Phillip-
Callie loved Sleeping Beauty. She also loves Prince Phillip. Prince Phillip also has a resemblance to the guys she would go for. Prince Phillip in his underwear pic also looks oddly similar to a certain guy she is dating now, however, for full affect, I had to slap some glasses on him. Callie knows that she would ;) (also, side note- Callie told us that the guy she is seeing has a cute butt and that was also the first comment she made about Prince Phillip- you see where I'm going with this...)
(glasses added for full effect)
Caramel Bear and The Beast/Prince Adam-
Beauty and the Beast is hands down my favorite Disney film ever. I grew up being Belle. I was her for Halloween and I totally identified her- I loved to read and had brown hair and brown eyes and people always (and still) thought I was a bit odd. The Beast isn't all that hot as a guy, but that doesn't matter, he's still totally my type- in both forms! As a beast he had the fringe hair and expressive eyebrows. He's all brooding and shy as well. As a human, he was pretty and sweet. Also, he was French throughout the entire film. If that's not my type, then I don't know what is.Venice and Mufasa-
Venice's favorite movie was The Lion King and her favorite from that film was Mufasa*- Enough Said!

*Pic of Mufasa in underwear currently unavailable

July 20, 2009

Sexy Guys with Sexy Eyes

I'm not sure exactly how it came up, but Vanilla Bear decided to compile her top hotties into one glorious Sex Collage. Being bored, I decided to also do so. It came out better than I expected and I couldn't stop staring at it. Then Vanilla Bear pointed out that they all have the same jaw and then Callie pointed out that they all have the same eyes. I was shocked, I know I have a type, but it had never been so apparent to me. Then I decided to do a 'Sexy Guys with Sexy Eyes' version and focus more on the eyes since they are my favorite part of a man. Anyways, here are my collages. I decided that I put so much hard work into them that I shouldn't just let them go to waste and share them with the world!
The Original
Sexy Eyes version

July 16, 2009

Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

I will probably regret posting this at some point in time. I don't fully know why, that is just what my gut is telling me, but anyway-I was perusing through forums, trying to entertain myself when I came across this Spanish actor (born in Madrid), Maxi Iglesias. I was oddly attracted to him. He has a unique look and at first, I didn't quite know if I liked him or not. He looks kind of evil, but his eyes are so gorgeous that I gave in and tried to find out more. Apparently he's an up and coming actor in Spain and stars in the TV show "Physics or Chemistry." He's also in the very risque movie "Mentiras y Gordas" or "Sex, Party and Lies" where he is partially nude. Basically, all you need to know is that he's super talented and super hot and he is only 18 :O (but that's okay because it's still legal)

Anyways, I google translated some of his interviews, most of which weren't very intersting, that is until they asked him to name one movie and he said Gladiator!!! Coincidence? Probably I think not! Enough babbling though, I now present to you the visual proof so hot that it inspired a new, appropriate tag:

He was born in February of 1991- He is only 18 years old! :O
His expression is funny, but my God- those Eyes!

His super super hot body
Total HQP
Eww, go away ugly girl
Unf Unf Unf
Seriously, holy hell those eyes

Tragedy Strikes!

:O I was on the Juventus site this morning and decided to cheer myself up by reading the players bios which are just amazing. They include their fashion sense, what wine they like and just interesting facts about their life. They were written so well and comical- by far the best player bios I had ever read. However, I am saddened- deeply, deeply saddened to find that they have been replaced with a short paragraph explaining the players playing prowess. :( This is the most tragic thing to happen all summer. I hope once the new season starts the new bios will be put up and all will be back to good.

The 'not so good anymore' bios

July 14, 2009

Death Smiles at us All

So, as you can tell, I have returned from my blogging break and I am going to do it in glorious fashion.

Vanilla Bear made me watch Gladiator. I told her I had seen it once (when I was about 10ish) and had a very traumatic experience with it (mostly because I was 10ish). She was trying to convince me that her thing for Russell Crowe in movies was justified and that I just didn't get it because I hadn't watched Gladiator "as a woman." Today, I decided to change that and watch the movie in all my feminine glory and see if it changed my opinion about Russell Crowe being an excusable crush. Well, long story short- it didn't! However, I did come up with a list as to why Vanilla Bear loves this movie so much as and then a list of why I really liked it as well:

Why Vanilla Bear loved Gladiator (in no particular order):
1- It had men in practically nothing but a cloth. Their bulges are also highly visible.
2-It had a nice closeup of ASS and Vanilla Bear, as we know now, is like Larry David and has an ASS fetish.3-It showed giraffes that really served no purpose. It was only a few seconds long, but VB can't get enough of giraffes.4-There are lots of old guys in this movie and VB could really use some of her old man skillz to flatter them.5-There are lots of penis shaped structures through-out the colloseum and we all know that VB is all fond of the peen.6-Russell Crowe is all dramatic. Vanilla Bear loves her heroes (thus the constant disney references) and we all know she can't resist a good hero!

Reasons why I like Gladiator:

1-Commodus- He was my absolute favorite. It's kind of common knowledge that I like my characters weird and twisted and he is about as psycho as they come. My favorite scene is when he is laughing during the gladiator fight. You can see how nutters he is and it's really great. He also dressed well throughout the film- I'm a sucker for a good dresser.
Out of his mind^
Dressed well ^

I also absolutely loved it when he died at the end. Even being killed you could see how mental he was. His facial expression was ace. Joaquin Phoenix in this is so good.2-The aesthetics. I love the visuals. The costumes, the granduer- everything about it was so good.
3-This helmet is Badass!